11 photos you'll understand if money is your problem right now

Broke Stories

You didn't choose this sufferhead life. The sufferhead life chose you.

1. When people ask you, you say you don't like going out too much

2. When armed robbbers try to rob you but you know they are wasting their time

3. When you remember they might just vex and shoot you for being broke.

4.  When you go and eat at Mai Shaii and tell him to add plenty pepper.

5.  You still being a student so that you can watch cheap movies at the cinema

6.  You're starting to believe that Baba Ijebu and Online Betting will make you Dangote Over Night

7.  You're tapping light from your neighbor because you can't pay electricity bill

8.  You tell your friends to help you transfer #100 for you so that you can withdraw #1000 from the ATM

9.  You tell everybody you love trekking because you don't have money for transport

10.  This is you when you receive alert every month end

11.  Then, suddenly you remember all the people you are owing money

And so the circle continues...
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